May 2013
castielandhishunters:
calumon:
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school
haithinkimfunny:
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
before tumblr: 55% unsocial
after tumblr: 210% unsocial
sunrise-surf:
i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view
me: *accidentally spends life on tumblr*
muffinmachine:
My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
vvumblr:
does beyonce measure her weight in beyounces
buttsdotcom:
I need to lose 30 pounds in today
meladoodle:
iphone-420:
meladoodle:
dude if you want anyone to feel like shit just respond with ‘ok’ to all their messages like forreal
ok
you asshole
